Cheese. (popehippo) wrote in metaquotes,
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Further cruelty to gummy bears & Swedish fish...

From this metaquote thread...

lots42 said about Swedish Fish:

Some people SAY it's a candy. I say it is solidified Cthullu sperm.

And canthlian said:

With gummy bears, I am particularly cruel. I get their heads and their butts between my index finger and my thumb, and push them backwards into a spine-cracking position. When their bellies are exposed to me in a gesture of total submission, I put the slightest touch of saliva on it. The saliva quickly starts to break them down, eating them in half from the inside.

I am a bad, bad man.
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