Lib (libram) wrote in metaquotes,
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evilsausage: Cretin: Hello, my bus is late. Where is it?

Me: I'm going to need you to hang on, please. [I place her on hold & call Dispatch. A dispatcher informs me that her bus is a block away at a light. I go back to her]

Me: Ma'am, your bus is a block away at a light.

Cretin: He's a block away on the right?

Me: No, he's a block away stopped at a light.

Cretin: Well why did he stop?

Me: Because if he drove through a red light light he'd cause an accident.
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