Emily: oh fuck no. i draw the LINE at verbs and tenses.
Emily: *huffy look at the review* NO. no verbs and tenses!
Colin: What's wrong with verbs and tenses?
Emily: they can go die.
Emily: as in.. i want them to do it now, in the present tense.
Colin: Not present perfect?
Emily: fuck you.
Colin: Now there's a verb with some fun tenses.
Emily: don't make me hurt you.
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