And The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen (_redpanda_) wrote in metaquotes,
And The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen

...argh...can't...stop...quoting her...

Making me choose between two hot guys who, while gay, also look fairly-to-very good in Speedos, and a pair of clowns is like asking me to choose between screwing Orlando Bloom or watching Eddie Izzard perform standup.

Heck, why can't I do both at once? Have sex with Orly and have Eddie perform standup in the corner of the room.

-- apocalypsos
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