Doctor Science (mecurtin) wrote in metaquotes,
Doctor Science

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emrinalexander aka Aunt Lavinia says,

When it comes to religion, I've probably done most and at least paid a quick visit to the rest, with a stop off for post cards at the "Shrine of Bob The Cat, Prophet of The Large and Sacred Tuna".

But even she can be pushed beyond her tolerance limits:

I went to the Post Office on Tuesday and while I was minding my own business, tossing junk mail into the trash bin, a guy of indeterminate age walked up to me and demanded to know if I "knew the Lord?"

"Not recently, he never calls me these days, he never writes," I said.

Read the whole thing, for Lo! she is right on.
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