After mocking a wank about people getting offended by words like 'cock' and 'ass' in smut;
"He rubbed her areola in a clockwise fashion and fondled her nipples until she was suitably lubricated. Having by now acquired an erection, he put a condom on his penis, being sure to leave room at the reservoir tip. He put his penis into her vagina. Repeatedly. Until she felt peak of sexual excitement, characterized by strong feelings of pleasure and by a series of involuntary contractions of the muscles of the genitals. He abruptly discharged his semen and withdrew. Deep sleep commenced."
-- bluepard, who moodslime quoted. Yeep!
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