Christ, why? WHY?!
Mom and I went shopping for needy kiddos again this year, and guess what we ended up buying?
A Bratz doll.
I hang my head in shame.
The damn thing looks like a prostitute action figure. "With amazing fellatio action! Her head also recoils with the pull of a string, to go along with Bratz Danny's smackin' arm! She best not be doin' all that crack herself! (Bratz Danny sold separately)".