Jamie (mistwolf) wrote in metaquotes,
Jamie
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Overheard in WalMart

From a post on bad_sex, cut for language and theme. Full text can be read here


So close your eyes and journey with me. We're in Walmart. Imagine pushing the little cart down those aisles while my boyfriend is practically screaming,"IT WAS SO TIGHT IN MY ASS! AND I'D NEVER SEEN A COCK THAT BIG IN MY LIFE. I LITERALLY THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO SPLIT ME OPEN! BOY OH BOY I LOVE SOME GOOD COCK!"
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