Bek: There was a warm wind coming from Mordor.
Clammy: It may be because of the lava. Or the fact that it's in the south.
Bek: Sauron was nothing but a pissed off redneck!
fieryphoenix laments Superhero Privilege: I'm a little jealous of how their leader can run around in a sports bra, bulgy tights, and a…
joe_pwnz_pete's warning about headcanons and assumption brought back such memories: People are salty that they made assumptions about…
(Anonymous): I love the whole "contrasting dicks" thing as well. Like "the other man was thinner, but longer" Like why…