Our Lady Of Perpetual Repetition (wowthatisminty) wrote in metaquotes,
Our Lady Of Perpetual Repetition
wowthatisminty
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pamsfriends has a rap about periods:

I'm MC Menses, and I lock the flow
I'm on the rag so sex is a no go
I'm PMSing big time, ya stupid ho
I'm sorry, didn't mean that, it's just hormones, ya know?
I got the Midol and tylenol and heating pad on dial
My trashcan's a war zone, my shits are fuckin' vile
And every time I stand up, I leak a quart
it's like my body's saying ERROR, RETRY, ABORT!
I ain't no phony and there is no baloney
I been six years riding this cotton pony
Don't feel so good, I don't feel so hot
I can't take a bath, don't wanna swim in clots
I don't feel too sexy, don't feel too great
On a pain scale, out of ten, I'm men-stru-eight.
I'm feeling really mad, I'm feeling really bad
I can't move ten feet without adjusting my pad
and if you don't like it go cry to your dad
Notorious PMS is out! This jam has been had!

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