"Why, why, why do people put weird perfumed crap in dryers? You want your towels and such to smell like cheap perfume, you can bloody well mist some over them *after* you have removed them from the laundry room you *share* with *other people*. Seriously, a chem lab smells better than your scented dryer sheets/fabric softener. Any Alpine Valley that smelled like that would probably have a serious toxic waste problem." -summerose, here
Quoted with permission.
(I feel I should point out that summerrose has allergy issues, so it's not just "Ew, smelly things." But that part of the entry wasn't funny, so I didn't quote it.)