I kept telling him that he looked like Michael Cassidy, too. (Which he didn't.) And then I had to try and explain who Michael Cassidy was. Then the boy told me his name, which was Trevor.
Want to know what my stunning pickup line was?
"Holy shit, your name is Trevor? THAT'S NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM'S TOAD'S NAME. Omigod, do people tell you that all the time?"
I am really fucking embarrassed.