Brit (britzkrieg) wrote in metaquotes,
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From thesaucernews's journal:

In the mysterious zone beyond Neptune known as the Kuiper Belt is home to many mysterious subplanetary bodies, the largest known is named Quaoar, after the Native American God of Linguistic Horror.

Astronomers studying infrared photos of Quaoar have detected crystalline ice on the surface, indicating the body is much warmer... than expected... Theories to explain the sunny, balmy nature of Quaoar range from impact to radioactive isotopes, but if you ask me, they're all ignoring what has to be the most obvious, and only really plausible explanation.

It's where the aliens are growing their space pot.


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