Charlie: I'm dead! I'm totally dead! Watch how dead I am! Listen to the Sad Violin! They wouldn't whip out the Sad Violin unless I were really dead! Yup, still dead. Starting to smell a bit, now. See the Overhead Camera Angle of the Departing Spirit! Look at the king-size mecha-balls on this show, killing me off when I was so great in that big-budget LotWhatever movie! Any moment now, delicious mushrooms will spring from my corpse! It's truly amazing how dead I am.
Psych! SUCKAHS! There were no balls!
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