Emily (foresthouse) wrote in metaquotes,
Emily
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From the brain of milestogo13

On his hatred of TV commercials:

"There's also the new Old Navy commercials, where a choir of beautiful people suddenly appear in all the strangest locations -- like people's closets, a bowling alley, and a mall -- to sing the praises and raise their voices on high in exaltation of...um...pajamas and sweaters. I'd like to see one where a crazed redneck, and I'm talkin' one of those bastards from Deliverance here, opens his door, sees them, and just goes nuts with a chainsaw.

"It's the best month of the year, for shopping at--" BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGGGGAAAGANGNANGANGANANANAAAAA "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH, OH LORD, GET HIM AWAY FROM US, AAAAAHHHHHHHHH"

But really you should just read the whole thing.

Damn I love this man.
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