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Because you always wanted to know...

bluehappybunny explains in tmi_chix how periods feel, so that men will understand:

You wanna know what its like to be on a period? well, first, take that smooth skin between your testicles and you butt hole, and imagine someone ripping it out. A good, fist-sized ball of flesh. Now you know the pain of starting. Now, imagine someone takes a balloon and places it in the hole, and fills it with milk. Fills it up as far as the balloon will go. That's called bloating. Next, someone take a pin and pokes a series of small holes in the balloon, so the milk can come out, but it takes days to come out. You feel this odd leaking sensation, and it stinks as the milk curdles. You have to wear the equivalent of a diaper, since you don’t want to be sticking anything up that sore hole. Days go by, and occasionally a large chunk of spoiled milk runs out of the hole, and you feel it slowly coming out of your body. You get sick of it and pray for it to be over... but it lasts for 6 days. Day after day of having this large balloon squeezing your insides together, and feeling droplets come out of your body. And when you wake up in the morning? Niagara falls, baby. Finally, its over, the balloon is deflated of all its contents, and you feel free. Only to realize that you have to do this again next month.
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