My consciousness isn't a stream you wanna play in (invalid_sex) wrote in metaquotes,
My consciousness isn't a stream you wanna play in
invalid_sex
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Life is like a box of sugar-free chocolate...

Quoting Mr. Wal-Mart himself:

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TASHA: For Valentine's Day, I'll just give everyone a box of candy.
ME: You really shouldn't give me a box of chocolates.
TASHA: Right, the diabetes.
ME: Diabetes, hell--I'll dress up like Forrest Gump, sit on a park bench, and just talk to people all day!

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Go read the whole thing or this Buddhist monk will set himself ablaze in protest:





Do it for the monk. Please?
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