TASHA: For Valentine's Day, I'll just give everyone a box of candy.
ME: You really shouldn't give me a box of chocolates.
TASHA: Right, the diabetes.
ME: Diabetes, hell--I'll dress up like Forrest Gump, sit on a park bench, and just talk to people all day!
Go read the whole thing or this Buddhist monk will set himself ablaze in protest:
Do it for the monk. Please?