Scorch the Earth (altoidsaddict) wrote in metaquotes,
Scorch the Earth
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fox1013 uses her college education to understand Disney princesses:

And seriously, it must suck to be Belle. She is so much smarter than every other Disney princess. They have those gatherings, to promote Disney things, you know? And they're, like, sitting there, comparing nail polish color. And probably how Charming their Prince is under the sheets. And Belle's, like, curled up with a dogeared copy of something by Foucalt, like, "You can make me be here, you can put it in my contract, but I am not discussing how to look thinner in bed with someone whose biggest claim to fame is that she choked on a poison apple."
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