1. The Dreidel Song. Clearly, a Jew didn't write this song. It is dumb and awful and in a major key AND nobody makes a dreidel out of clay. They go to the Jew Store, where they can ones made out of plastic or wood or glass or chocolate. NOBODY USES A DREIDEL MADE OUT OF CLAY. IT WOULDN'T. FUCKING. DREIDEL.
I need a latke.