(Note: It's nice to see my mom isn't the craziest one out there.)
Mom : Have Ethan get you pregnant and give me the baby, I want one.
Me (williford) : *blinks 23 times* WHAT!
Mom : Yeah! You can go to work, do what you want, and I'll take care of the baby! I want another one but I can't have one.
Me : *makes a face* Who tells this to their daughter? Honestly.
Mom : Your going to do it? Okay great. *walks away and vacums*
Mom : You don't have to keep it from him, just tell him.
Me : *pause* Go away.