We're flat broke, but hey - we do it in style.... (kshandra) wrote in metaquotes,
We're flat broke, but hey - we do it in style....
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"...will hold my breath until I turn blue" works, too.

isomeme is cleaning out his inbox:

I just received a spam titled "GOOD DAY", the entire contents of which were as follows:

DEAR FRIEND,

I HUMBLY CRAVE YOUR INDULGENCE IN SENDING YOU THIS LETTER ,IF THE
CONTENTS DOSE NOT MEET WITH YOUR PERSONAL AND BUSINESS ETHICS I

My hope is that the next words were to be "WILL KILL MYSELF", and that the author followed through on his pledge with admirable speed.
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