trouble (girlstyle) wrote in metaquotes,

Posted to customers_suck by sclerotic_rings

From a phone center CSR...

Numero Five-o: this isn't limited to English, but for Elvis' sake, please follow some advice and learn how to speak your native language. The word "language" comes from the Greco-Latin root for "tongue", which means that you should use it for speaking instead of catching insects in mid-flight. The same goes for the upper portions of your GI tract: I understand that your ancestors made a comfortable living by straining plankton through their gills, but we don't want to see your grandfather's preferred feeding method. We also don't want to hear it: effective communication requires consonants, so learn how to use your jaws and stop making vowel movements with your open piehole.

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