Was I in it? (alligatorandme) wrote in metaquotes,
Was I in it?
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Water, water, and not a drop to...not make fun of?

For the low, low price of $2.25 (gotta love event pricing), I got a bottle of water at the Dickens' Fair this weekend. I was momentarily confused when the man at the "Green Man Inn" asked if I wanted lemon or regular, but little did I know that I was not just getting water, but a life-changing product: AquaXtra, the healthy water alternative!

No calories! No carbohydrates! AquaXtra, water with vitamins and minerals! Not like that normal water that contains all those calories and carbohydrates, and now, as proclaimed by the seal on the back label, fully pasteurized, with sealed-in flavor! I hate it when my water comes unpasteurized, without that sealed-in flavor, don't you? And all those calories and carbohydrates in regular water, too, no wonder this is a nation of overweight people, just drinking that water like it's... water.


- shawk, in an entry you need to read completely
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