No calories! No carbohydrates! AquaXtra, water with vitamins and minerals! Not like that normal water that contains all those calories and carbohydrates, and now, as proclaimed by the seal on the back label, fully pasteurized, with sealed-in flavor! I hate it when my water comes unpasteurized, without that sealed-in flavor, don't you? And all those calories and carbohydrates in regular water, too, no wonder this is a nation of overweight people, just drinking that water like it's... water.
- shawk, in an entry you need to read completely