In the tableau, Australian pop star Kylie Minogue hovers above the crib as an angel while "Posh Spice" Victoria lays her shawled head tenderly on Beckham's shoulder.
Tony Blair, George W. Bush and the Duke of Edinburgh star as The Three Wise Men. The shepherds are played by Hollywood star Samuel L. Jackson, British actor Hugh Grant and camp Irish comedian Graham Norton.
Shepherd Sam: Yo! Muthafuckas, look! What the fuck is that?
Shepherd Hugh: Why, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I do believe it's an angel.
Angel Kylie: [singing] I just can't get you out of my head
Lord, your lovin' is all I think about
I just can't get you out of my head
Lord, it's more than I dare to think about...
Shepherd Graham: Well, she's got a beat you can dance to, that sparkly outfit is fabulous, and I would absolutely kill for a bum like that!
Shepherd Sam: Dude, she hot.
Angel Kylie: A baby is born! He is the Son of God! Thou shalt find him in a manger, dressed in swaddling clothes.
Shepherd Graham: Swaddling clothes? I'm sorry, is Swaddling a designer? Haven't heard of him, dearie, is he any good?
Shepherd Hugh: But-but-but-but-but-but-but-but I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-
Shepherd Sam: Shuttup, muthafucka! Let's go find this muthafuckin' baby. Son of God? Yo, I gotta see this.
(To all of which grrgoyl replies: you KNOW they're smokin' something when they depict Georgie as a Wise Man.)
12:38 REJOICE! There's more where that came from!