just call me Rohan Stan, the Jelly Man (a_hollow_year) wrote in metaquotes,
just call me Rohan Stan, the Jelly Man
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re_white gets a bizarre wake-up call.
I wake up, pull the blinds aside and what do I behold out in the splendor of the early morning dew?

1) My mother, in her ugly as hell pink robe and my Sponge Bob slippers
2) The dog, pulling said mother behind her like a train of toilet paper.
3) Coyotes in hot pursuit.

......

I should be paid for this.
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