And The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen (_redpanda_) wrote in metaquotes,
And The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen
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Compared to this time last year, are you thinner or fatter?
Due to a steady diet of Ramen Noodles, Doom is thinner and his blood has been replaced entirely by MSG.

Did you fall in love in 2004?
Doom doesn't know of love.
He DID, however, fall in "have sex with" a few times, which is nice.

Who did you miss?
Captain America. By, like, an inch. It was embarassing because Doom's aim is usually pretty good.

-- And so forth... A small selection from Victor von Doom's 2004. Read, love, fear.

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