Elite McLunix (cantstopthedawn) wrote in metaquotes,
Elite McLunix
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imoenleslati has 1337 being-left-alone sk1llz:

*RING**RING*
Me: Who the fuck is calling at 8:30 in the morning?
*RING*
*click*
Me: Hello?
Voice: Good Morning, may I speak to A---- D----?
Me: Speaking...
Voice: This is A----?
Me: Yes, what do you want?
Voice: This is Sgt. Brown from the US Marine Corp...
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Look, you guys better take my name off your list and double-check your records. I already did that enlisting for college money scam.
Sgt. Brown: Oh, well, as long as you're serving in one of our branches...
Me: Who said I was serving? I got kicked out and sent home early. Do the Marines usually try to pick up the Army's leftovers? If so, I think that would explain our track record in Iraq...
*CLICK*
Woohoo! I got a RECRUITER to hang up on me!
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