Me: Who the fuck is calling at 8:30 in the morning?
Voice: Good Morning, may I speak to A---- D----?
Voice: This is A----?
Me: Yes, what do you want?
Voice: This is Sgt. Brown from the US Marine Corp...
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Look, you guys better take my name off your list and double-check your records. I already did that enlisting for college money scam.
Sgt. Brown: Oh, well, as long as you're serving in one of our branches...
Me: Who said I was serving? I got kicked out and sent home early. Do the Marines usually try to pick up the Army's leftovers? If so, I think that would explain our track record in Iraq...
Woohoo! I got a RECRUITER to hang up on me!