justinant: hahaha, if i get to adelaide and you are turned into a hot man then you are so in for an ass-fucking.
apathocles: *makes appointment with doctor*
justinant: okay, that's definitely the farthest that anyone has ever gone just to get fucked in the ass by me. You are totally getting a gold star.
apathocles: Amongst other things!
justinant: heh, we're gonna have a gay relationship and I'm gonna be the man, I don't know which part of that is more disturbing.