Okay so here's my first sentence, which is from Lord of the Rings
“One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them,”
hahahahahahahahah! GET IT? String theory is the theory of vibrating loops of string? Loops, you know, loops like rings!? Vibrating rings of string! And string theory is supposed to be the theory to bind all other theories into one master theory, like bind them all and rule them!! oh I'm so clever!! and witty too!