Mom: "'Trapper is a Poopyhead is growing slowly.'"
Me: "Oh. Yeah, I couldn't think of city names last night." (She let me loose on her Civilization game at four in the morning after rewatching "Welcome to Korea.")
Mom: "Hawkeye loves BJ is doing quite well, though."
Me: "Yes, well, smart game."
She has yet to find Klinger's Straight... These seemed like amusing city names at the time, too. Anything's amusing at four a.m.
-minttown1 (from a locked entry, used with her permission)