Tarz (tanizard) wrote in metaquotes,
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The ever-quotable pornography, in this entry:

"I've changed the date of Christmas. Didn't I tell you?"

This morning my mum informed me that we wouldnt be having Christmas on the 25th this year. Oh, no, we'll be getting our presents on the 5th of January. Why? Because of the January sales.
"I'll be able to spend less money on you all!" she exclaimed. "It's a dream come true! I can't believe I didnt think of it sooner!"

Yes, that's what everybody loves to hear at Christmas.
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