Scorch the Earth (altoidsaddict) wrote in metaquotes,
Scorch the Earth

In Customers Suck, sclerotic_rings says what we all want for Christmas.

When people ask me what I want for Christmas, I tell them "I want the whole world to be just like the world in Dawn of the Dead. Remake or original, it doesn't matter. Precious little would change with 95 percent of the population, the crowds at the local shopping malls would be smaller, and the IQ of the average American would go up by about 50 points. And I'd be allowed to use chainsaws in my daily duties."
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