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Apostles! There's no need to feel down

The gospels a la The Village People!



Apostles! There's no need to feel down
I said, Apostles! Pick yourself off the ground
I said, Apostles! Messiah's making the rounds
There's no need to feel un-Kosher

Apostles! There's a sect you can join
I said, Apostles! We'll even accept the goyim
You can follow Yeshua bin Yoseph
He'll teach you how to redeem yourself

It's best to worship Yeshua's way
It's best to worship Yeshua's way

He has everything your immortal soul needs
Pledge yourself to the Apostle's Creed!

It's best to worship Yeshua's way
It's best to worship Yeshua's way

Save your immortal soul, don't be such a schlemeil,
Rabbi Yeshua's the real deal!

Apostles! Are you listening to me?
I said, Apostles! What do you want to be?
I said, Apostles! You can make real your dreams.
But you've got to worship the King!

No man earns Paradise by himself
I said, Apostles! Put your pride on the shelf,
And go worship YHVH Yeshua's way
And he will save your soul today

It's best to worship Yeshua's way
It's best to worship Yeshua's way

He has everything your immortal soul needs
Pledge yourself to the Apostle's Creed!

It's best to worship Yeshua's way
It's best to worship Yeshua's way

Save your immortal soul, don't be such a schlemeil,
Rabbi Yeshua's the real deal!

Apostles! I was once in your shoes.
I said I was down and out with the blues.
I felt no man cared if I was alive.
I thought Judaism was jive...

That's when Yeshua came up to me,
And said, Apostle! I'm here to redeem Thee,
A religion, called Yeshua's way
It will save you on the Last Day.

It's best to worship Yeshua's way
It's best to worship Yeshua's way

He has everything your immortal soul needs
Pledge yourself to the Apostle's Creed!

Yeshua's way
It's best to worship Yeshua's way
You Apostles! There's no need to feel down
I said, Apostles! Pick yourself off the ground

Yeshua's way
It's best to worship Yeshua's way
You Apostles! Are you listening to me?
I said, Apostles! What do you want to be?

Yeshua's way
It's best to worship Yeshua's way
No man, Apostles, earns Paradise by himself
I said, Apostles! Put your pride on the shelf

Yeshua's way
It's best to worship Yeshua's way
Yeshua's way
I said, Apostles! I was once in your shoes.
Yeshua's way
I said, Apostles! What do you want to do?

By the brilliant and warped mind of prodigal

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