"Wondering what was done with my foreskin after it was abruptly stolen from me. Where does it go? Who keeps it? Where do they keep it? Do they keep in a big bottle of formaldehyde and sell it to Carnie Wilson? Is there a price break at 100 foreskins? Or, do they... do they drop it into a garbage bag and put it to the curb? Perish the thought. Where have thou foreskin gone! I weep endless tears for thee.
One day, Penis Foreskin Monster, one day we will meet. And we will have a battle to the death."