"You know who I want to see nude? NIGELLA LAWSON. Oh please, give me Nigella Nude. Oh that brown wavy hair, oh those deep brown eyes and that really lascivious look. That "If I put this much lust into making icing, imagine what I could do to YOU" look. And those wide hips and truly noble upper balcony. Oh yes, Nigella. I don't care if you are probably enormously snooty and like money. I just don't care."
And I joined this community just because that paragraph needed to be shared.