Goopy glittery slimy lotiony stuff with little exfoliating beads and wrinkle reduction cream and botox and a can-opener attachment is not an acceptible substitute for a god dammed bar of soap. This shower gel thing is complete bullshit.
Love, Shoi, who's currently feeling slimy in unacceptible places.
...I used this icon on purpose.
EDIT: THIS SHIT DOESN'T EVEN FOAM. I AM NOT CLEAN, I AM SIMPLY COATED IN A LAYER OF WATER RESISTANT SLIME!
But boy, do I smell awesome.