Si appellem me mendacem, mentiarne? (apiphile) wrote in metaquotes,
Si appellem me mendacem, mentiarne?
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shoiryu experiments with the world of complicated hygiene products and finds them lacking:

Dear females of the world:

Goopy glittery slimy lotiony stuff with little exfoliating beads and wrinkle reduction cream and botox and a can-opener attachment is not an acceptible substitute for a god dammed bar of soap. This shower gel thing is complete bullshit.

Love, Shoi, who's currently feeling slimy in unacceptible places.

...I used this icon on purpose.

EDIT: THIS SHIT DOESN'T EVEN FOAM. I AM NOT CLEAN, I AM SIMPLY COATED IN A LAYER OF WATER RESISTANT SLIME!

But boy, do I smell awesome.
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