There was a large picture of an entirely naked woman on my computer screen.
Oh shit, I figure my mom must have seen (she had just turned around!) so I scream, "AHHH THERE'S A NAKED PERSON WHAT ARE THEY DOING THERE?"
My mom turns around and screams, "WHAT?!"
Apparently she didn't see.
I have to cover.
My mom replies confusedly, "What? No there isn't!"
"YES! IN THE CEMENT TRUCK!!"