"...'normal' wear and tear (which is only normal in airport language. In normal people's language it's 'omgIhatemysuitcase so I'll throw it against the wall and jump up and down on it hurray!)"
as well as the joys of being wanded in the airport:
"But honestly, what did they think I was going to do? Snore them all to death?"
From a locked post, with permission.