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Meet the royalwhore

royalwhore and I are buds in RL, and since she continually cracks me up, I decided to share the love.



Holloway: What happens if you don't eat?
Class: You die.
Holloway: What happens if you don't drink?
Class: You die.
Holloway: What happens if you don't keep warm?
Class: You die.
Holloway: What happens if you don't have sex?
Class: You die.
Holloway: You see, despite what it may feel like on a lonely Friday night, if you don't have sex, you're not going to die.



Also, her entire entry on her religion class is so dead-on and funny:

just a link, 'cause relgion can offend.
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