If you're not familiar with the NHL, Sergei Fedorov is a very talented, pretty, mercurial professional hockey player. His brother Fedor is all of those things, and more.
fedzgurl91 and friends discuss Fedor Fedorov's burgeoning solo musical career in an extremely long and amusing chat log. Some excerpts:
Fedzgurl91: JESUS CHRIST! TEN NOTES IN A ROW AND HE DIDN'T HIT ONE!
lidstromania05: Well, he hit notes, they just weren't...the right notes.
WingsBecca27: or, you know. Pleasant ones.
lidstromania05: Somewhere in Moscow there is an old Russian man going "Now, I have seen it all."
Fedzgurl91: lmao, and his name is Viktor Fedorov
GoldenSmyth: There's another man going "Weren't things much better under Communism?"
GoldenSmyth: "This kind of shit wouldn't happen then."
lidstromania05: Russian Man 1: "Do you hear a whirring noise?" Russian Man 2: "I think that's Lenin spinning in his grave."
WingsBecca27: Somewhere, Brian Burke is all *facepalm*
PoeticAnn22: And you know, for mother's day, Fedor will give one to his mom
PoeticAnn22: "Hey, you know, track 6 is written for you"
Fedzgurl91: lmao, what's it about?
Fedzgurl91: *tears running down face*
WingsBecca27: His mom will be all: Aww, thank you, Fedya! Between this and the gold-plated television your brother bought me, this is the best Mother's Day ever!
WingsBecca27: Sergei: My gift was better. Fedor: Was not! Sergei: Was so! Fedor: Was not! *slap fight*
The entire transcript is very funny. Go read it, and then go tell Gary Bettman to make a deal before any more of this is inflicted upon the world.