"Kittens are cute. Not only are kittens cute, kittens are as cute as it is possible to percieve. No cute can be percieved beyond kitten. Just as no light can emerge from the event horizon of a black hole, kitten is the event horizon of cute, beyond which there may be a cuteness singularity, but such a singularity would be supercute and the force of AAWWHH! it exerted would be so powerful that nothing could escape it, not even light."
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