"Some of the ladies here have [Microsoft] Outlook set up to talk dirty. It's kind of funny really, though it's kind of creepy when you are harrassed by a manly sounding computer behind you while you are punching holes in paper. "Hey baby!" "erf?" I've often felt that work was a prison, but that was not the part I was referring to. "
-shadesfox spelling edited with his permission, because such things drive me nutty.