While taking a crap, I managed to decide some important things. Mostly regarding what DVDs I'm going to buy. Then UNICEF sent me this letter about abused girls and induced liberal guilt, and I felt bad for spending all my money on mindless entertainment, so I gave them 36 bucks and thus scored enough points for the afterlife to justify buying Black Hawk Down and Platoon on that sale they have in Free Record Shop (name of store always makes me want to go in and be like, 'so I can just take stuff?') and order the proper non-vanilla disc of Master & Commander. See how that worked?
[Edited to correct the link; sorry!]