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Potted Fern?

From crevette, on winning the $125 million Illinois Lottery:

"Of course, if I win I'm buying Orlando Bloom. I'm going to have him stand in the corner of my living room and hold a potted fern. That way I can just look at him and grunt randomly, and scream the occasional, "EMOTE FOR ME, YOU HOT BITCH" as I pass on my way to the bathroom."

Actually, the whole post is a scream: http://www.livejournal.com/users/crevette/129384.html
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