The Cynic (vivian_shaw) wrote in metaquotes,
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apocalypsos suggests instructions for persons interested in picking up packages:

"If you want your package, please come to your local office wearing a bunny costume with a squid on your head and sing the theme song to 'The Wuzzles'."

"To get your package, please appear on the local news naked and dancing in the Reflecting Pool while throwing little pickles at passersby."
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