whitetower (whitetower) wrote in metaquotes,
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Two in one day from mistress_mab

In Da News

Scientists say running shaped early humans.

This is the part where you get down on your knees and thank the proper deity that I was not one of those early humans. Because if I had been? We'd be gigantic blobs with a whole lotta ass and no legs.


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A Very Special Message

Dear mistress_mab's friendslist,

It would be most beneficial to your eternal living situation if one of you would buy the always delightful mistress_mab a U2 iPod for Christmas.

Sincerely,

Jesus

ETA: Dudes, I swear I didn't put him up to that.
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