Scientists say running shaped early humans.
This is the part where you get down on your knees and thank the proper deity that I was not one of those early humans. Because if I had been? We'd be gigantic blobs with a whole lotta ass and no legs.
A Very Special Message
Dear mistress_mab's friendslist,
It would be most beneficial to your eternal living situation if one of you would buy the always delightful mistress_mab a U2 iPod for Christmas.
ETA: Dudes, I swear I didn't put him up to that.