That's Lay-day Snackpants to you, buster. (amand_r) wrote in metaquotes,
That's Lay-day Snackpants to you, buster.
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pat_t is discovering the joys of menopause in post:

"And if you think my cravings aren't serious, let me tell you...you've never seen a 48 year old female driving down Hwy 78 at 85 miles an hour with a bowl of french onion dip balanced between her thighs. I made it halfway through the bag before getting home. Even though it did come close that one time when the 18 wheeler pulled out in front of me. Luckily for him, I had a potato chip in my mouth, or he would have heard exactly what I thought when I passed him. I was darn right proud of myself too as I completely missed hitting him and *still* managed to grip the dip between my legs and hold on. Didn't waste a drop. Luckily I'm good holding onto things between my legs. And get your minds out of the gutter."
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