Bald Eagle (namey) wrote in metaquotes,
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Mm... this lobster is divine...

angel_one (locked post w/ permission).

I have this theory. You know how it's said that God made us in his image? Well I think he was misunderstood. If you look at all the animals alive right now, you'll see that the most successful species are arthropods (crustaceans, spiders, bugs). There are by far more arthropods than anything else out there. Therefore it occurs to me that God must actually be a lobster. Or a spider. Either way, a lot us will be going straight to hell when we die. Enjoy your dinners.
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