John (joking): Well, you should have come sooner than.
Woman (VERY not joking): SOME of us go TO CHURCH in the mourning.
Me (whatevah...): I'm going to hell, but I got my muffin.
COME ON!!! PRIORITIZE PEOPLE!!! do you want a muffin? Or do you want salvation? Hurry up, make up your mind, I haven't got all day.
from a post in customers_suck, by montyswm84