RE: Pulling Fire Alarm at 4:30 AM
Oh my, your penis must be so large, seeing as how you have the enormous balls to pull the fire alarm at 4 in the morning. However, I regret to inform you that said penis will be FORCIBLY REMOVED and then cut into TINY PIECES whenever someone finds out who you are. And the rest of us will sit in the stands on Nickerson Field and point, laugh, and throw rotten dining hall fruit.
--akisazame, on men and their inherent need to grab and pull stuff.